|me:||I'm so cute|
|me 15 mins later:||I hate myself|
So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.
Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
|teacher:||what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?|
"hey can we go in your room"
y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it
|bf:||are you scared?|
|me:||in this economy who wouldn't be|
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes