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Emma. 15. Australia

i kinda like sherlock

mamayuuma:

"what will your kids think of that tattoo?"
my kids aren’t going to give 2 shits because i’m not going to raise them to be a judgmental asshole like yours did

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

therealbenyonce:

me neither 

sherlocksmyth:

i am the world’s best dragon slayer. you ever seen a dragon round here? no? you’re welcome.

I hope you get raped by a horse and then decapitated because you are one of the UGLIEST abominations to nature with the most obnoxiously predictable personalities ever. stupid basic bitch

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jimmyspewtron:

thetowndrugdealer:

It looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed mr.grumpy

listen here pal mel is one of the kindest and most beautiful people i know, wishing rape or any of the horrible things u said in that ask upon anyone is gross and i hope ur healed of whatever sickness that has made u into this disgusting person, either come off anon and pick ur balls up or shut the hell up and delete ur blog bc 1. no one cares always remember that 2. u probably have a really bad theme no one says basic bitch anymore bye

noctstiel:

oh-mrwinchester-oh:

fasterfood:

oh, you wanted the demons exorcised…i thought you said exercised…we’ve been doing yoga for the last week…

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goD DAMNIT

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sovji:

*steals ur credit card*

hasta la visa

Me and my gf

Me: babe you know I don't like it when you smoke
Her: that me metaphor

nbcparksandrec:

WAFFLE SUNDAES FOR ALL!

bewbin:

BLAZE IT 

bewbin:

BLAZE IT 

louigan:

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

truly a work of art

louigan:

hoomie:

LOOK AT MY PHONE

truly a work of art

punkcr0c:

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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what the fuck do you mean shrek isnt attractive

lindsaychrist:

this is actually how abortion works. stay informed.