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me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

(Source: itskylestyle)

erlynntheemerald:

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So I’m sure you recognize this as one of the epic moments from “The Prince of Egypt” where we see the super majestic whale as they cross through the Red Sea. However I noticed just one little issue: whale tales don’t move from side to side, they move up and down. And then it hit me, that’s not a whale. That’s not a whale. It’s a motherfucking SHARK. A BIG ASS MEGALODONIAN SHARK. WAITING IN THE WATER TO EAT THE PHARAOH’S SOLDIERS. Goddamn, Dreamworks.

(Source: joydick)

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

laughhard:

Some kid at my high school sent out the snap chat of the year.

goldr0ger:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

without glasses: 

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with glasses: 

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Truly me

(Source: mormondad2)

tranblogger:

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guys…

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guys

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"oh yeah you guys use celcius"

teacher: what do you think is the most under appreciated art form?
me: winged eyeliner

stylishirish:

stylishirish:

"hey can we go in your room" 
"no" 
"why not" 
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y’all thought this was a joke but this is an actual picture of my bedroom circa 2012 and i am not proud of it

at a horror movie

bf: are you scared?
me: in this economy who wouldn't be

gabesaportaspenis:

i think i lost an electron i’d better keep an ion that

(Source: laceyjesse)

promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.